December 2011
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GOD THEYRE BOTH FLAWLESS
The more I think about it, the more I see just how wrong I was. And how many better options are within reach.
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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.
i have no life now!
Goddamnit.
I like to think to think that it’s me, but I’m sure it isn’t.
gandalf: alright frodo, so i've just rode to minas tirith and back to come back here and check if your ring is the one ring, so lemme just... yep, that's the one ring alright.
frodo: oh well... that sucks.
gandalf: i know, right? ahahaha... ah well, guess you're going to have to take it all the way to mordor!
frodo: mordor... as in... the place just down the road from Minas Tirith
gandalf: yep
frodo: as in the place you just went to
gandalf: yeeeeep
frodo: the place you rode to and from just to check if this was the one ring
gandalf: that's about the size of it
frodo: did it... did it never occur to you to TAKE the ring there?
gandalf: ...w...what?
frodo: you're on the doorstep of the place you needed to take it to anyway, so why didn't you just... take the ring... read some scrolls... check if it was the one ring... and then pop off down to mordor?
gandalf: well... because...
frodo: instead, you're going to make me, a prepubescent 3 foot tall prick, take the ring, ON FOOT, all the way across the continent
gandalf: well... yes?
frodo: and how did you get there and back so quickly?
gandalf: i... i had shadowfax...
frodo: and were you going to let me ride him at all? because it might help. it might help a lot gandalf.
gandalf: but... he's... kind of my horse...
frodo: no. no, you know what, fuck this. i quit. i quit.
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